#1. Why do architects wear roll necks?

Why do architects love roll necks? It's simple really - they're the ultimate tool for achieving that elusive "I just got back from a weekend at a cabin in the forest" look, without actually having to leave the city.

Not only are they practical for keeping warm on those chilly construction sites, but they also add a touch of sophistication to the architect's wardrobe. Plus, let's be real, who doesn't love the feeling of a warm, snugly turtleneck on a cold winter day?

Beyond its practicality, the roll neck sweater is also a stylish and timeless piece of clothing. The clean lines of the roll neck echo the simplicity and minimalism that is often found in architectural design, while the sleek and sophisticated look of the sweater gives architects a polished and professional appearance.

In addition, the roll neck sweater is a symbol of the modern architect. It is a subtle nod to the Bauhaus movement, which was influential in the development of modern architecture and design. The Bauhaus movement emphasized the integration of art, craft, and technology, and the roll neck sweater represents this blending of form and function.

But the real reason architects love roll necks is because they're the ultimate power move. Think about it - when you're wearing a roll neck, you're basically saying "I'm so cool and artistic that I don't need a collar to make me look professional."

It's like a secret code among architects, signaling to each other that they're part of an elite group of individuals who are too cool for collars. Also attention is drawn to the head, where the brain resides also saying “look at my magnificent brain”.

So next time you see an architect sporting a roll neck, know that they're not just keeping warm - they're making a statement. And probably feeling pretty darn cool while doing it.